Rosarium Uetersen, otherwise known as Seminole Wind, a climber

When the world much young, rose flower not same like now;

not gottum smell, no got stickums on stem.

One sun, rose flower say to Great Spirit,

“Great Spirit, me no happy.”

Great Spirit say, “Why you no happy, rose flower?”

Rose flower say, “When me look most best, dumb cow come and eat rose flower.

It work good short time.

Then rose flower grow, dumb cow reach over fence and eat rose flower.

Then Great Spirit give rose flower smell.

Him think smell keep dumb cow away.

Cow likum smell, come eat more rose flower.

Great Spirit get much mad.

Kickup dumb cow!

Great Spirit want think.

Great Spirit sit down – but no see cactus.

Him jump up like BANG!

Then Great Spirit say, “Bumd diputs woc!: That means, “I know how fixum dumb cow.”

Great Spirit go to…